Top 5 Reasons Sharon Osbourne Quit `America’s Got Talent’

 
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    August 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm

     

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    1. Having screened every American, she is no longer convinced they have any talent

    2. Suddenly realized the deep irony of starring on a show about talent

    3. Censors wouldn’t let her drunkenly cuss out bad contestants

    4. Wants to devote more time to winning the Activa Competitive Yogurt Eating/Pooping championships

    5. Investigators discovered the shocking truth that she is not American

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