• by Evan Hoovler
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August 3, 2012 at 7:57 am

1. See if the Queen’s tongue is really as velvety-smooth as people say it is

2. Cannonball into a tiny heating pool filled with divers

3. Find explosive constipation relief

4. Extinguish the Olympic flame with vomit

5. Refuse to leave the medal podium until they play “Love in an Elevator”

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