Top 5 Things Michael Phelps Will Do with His Record-Setting 19 Olympic Medals
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1. Craft them into a gold-plated grill to fix his crooked mouth
2. Do a victory lap while wearing them all and almost drown3. Return to his mediocre existence as the Superhero, Aquaman
4. Buy a personality
5. Craft them all into a magnificent golden bong
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