Top 5 Things Michael Phelps Will Do with His Record-Setting 19 Olympic Medals
1. Craft them into a gold-plated grill to fix his crooked mouth
2. Do a victory lap while wearing them all and almost drown
3. Return to his mediocre existence as the Superhero, Aquaman
4. Buy a personality
5. Craft them all into a magnificent golden bongSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!