• by Evan Hoovler
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July 30, 2012 at 5:30 am

This awkward teen was given the chance to sing at a soccer game and used the time to her full disadvantage. Each stirringly off-key note ends in an equally-or-possibly-more-stirring riff of off-key notes. Hard to listen to all 3 minutes (yes 3 minutes) of this. ‘Murica is ashamed: