Top 5 Complaints of Male Gymnasts at the Olympics
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1. Constant risk of baggy shorts getting caught on rings, causing them to hang upside-down while their pants fly off
2. They are always getting stuck changing the diapers of female gymnasts
3. Every time a cat burglary occurs at the Olympic Village, they are automatically a suspect
4. Every time a gay orgy occurs at the Olympic Village, they are automatically a suspect
5. Olympic organizers constantly asking if they will do some “male cheerleading” for the track team

