• by Evan Hoovler
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July 26, 2012 at 7:21 am

1.The Marathon: Try to finish 26 drinks before a runner can complete the 26-mile race

2. The Face-Smash: Every time a gymnast smashes her face into something, slam your drink down your throat

3. The Time Warp: Any time an announcer uses a Greek word (Olympiad) or a Roman numeral (DIX), take a shot

4. The Filler: Every time you think someone just won a gold medal, but it turns out to be just a qualifying race, finish your drink

5. The Gender Neutralizer: Pound a beer every time you can’t tell if an athlete is male  or female

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