Top 5 Fictional Olympic Events We Would Actually Watch
1. The decathlon is retitled “Escape from the Olympics,” and features competitors throwing javelins at guards, running from attack dogs, then pole-vaulting over the stadium walls2. The biathlon consists of people skiing through the woods, shooting at each other
3. The Olympic torch relay is actually a series of people competing to burn each other
4. Any swimming event with sharks and/or barracuda
5. Trampoline boxingSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!