Top 5 Times When It Is Inappropriate to “Tebow”
Besides after winning Miss Teen South Carolina
1. When you are about to pass out from repeatedly punching yourself in the forehead
2. When your doctor informs you that you contracted an S.T.D. from Tim Tebow
3. Right after stripping a gay teen of his Eagle Scout title, because “God” told you so
4. Right after you successfully land your solo plane on a crowded football field, but before you hit the brakes
5. On a date, right after you pull a ring box from your pocketSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!