Top 5 Ways Needles Got into Delta Airlines Food
Because, they totally did
1. High-sugar airplane lunches now come with a mandatory insulin shot
2. Stewardesses smuggling weapons to passengers to defend themselves from insane pilots
3.¬†As a new promotion, Delta Airlines is giving randomly selected passengers H.I.V.
4. In case of a water landing, passengers are encouraged to stitch together a flotation device
5. Airline industry is hurting because comedians are no longer making airplane food jokesSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!