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July 9, 2012 at 9:10 am

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1. Instead of Ninjitsu, the turtles now solve their disputes with breakdancing

2. Controversial April pregnancy after the turtles reenact the sewer sex scene from It

3. Shredder has an evil plan to kill the turtles by having everyone in New York flush their toilets simulataneously

4. Climactic battle scene against the Power Rangers

5. The show will star actual turtles

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