Top 5 Ways to Cool off (without Using Water or Power)
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1. Dig a hole until the ground is cool, then lie in it. You’ll probably want to cover yourself with dirt to block out the sun
2. Carry a car door around with you. Every time it gets hot, stick your head out the window
3. Stand in a sealed room and blow gently. Continue until you have built up a windstorm
4. Run down the street as fast as you can, naked
5. Pick a fight with someone much bigger than you. Enjoy the cooling sensation as blood trickles all over your body
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