• by Evan Hoovler
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July 5, 2012 at 10:48 am

As this couple is attempting to do

1. You have a sociopathic urge to murder large groups of people, and figure that repeated visits to an amusement park should cheer you up

2. You’re convinced that Mickey would be totally down for a  if he just got to know you better

3. You got in line for Pirates of the Caribbean eleven months ago, and you’re not going to lose your place now.

4. You planted some weed in the enchanted forest, and need to check up on it

5. You’re pinned under the monorail, and no one can hear you scream as it drags you in and out of the park on an hourly basis

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