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June 22, 2012 at 6:29 am

1. Filled trophy cup with the sweet tears of everyone in Cleveland

2. Instead of champagne showers, team members jumped into the crowd and began pounding everyone’s beer

3. Players jubilantly tipped over the team bus

4. Group hug at buzzer broke into on-court orgy

5. Team celebrates with golden showers until locker room filled with steam

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