Top 5 Ways Bristol Palin Can Save Her Horrible TV Show
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Because, everybody hates it
1. Every week, her infant son plans a nefarious terrorist plot that she must foil
2. She and her mom live among the caribou
3. Jersey Shore visits, hits the beach, and freezes to death
4. She finds herself mysteriously pregnant with 20 alien babies
5. Have nine kids and struggle to raise them on welfare


