Top 5 Ways We Plan to Use Google 3D Maps
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When Google 3D Maps comes out, that is
1. Finally catch that cardboard cutout man who’s been stalking us for decades
2. Scour the sewers of Sesame Street to find out where Oscar the Grouch goes when he ducks into his trash can
3. Check every rooftop in the city to figure out who’s growing weed
4. Figure out where all those carrier pigeons we send keep hiding
5. Enjoy the 99% of America that is boring and flat the way it was meant to be enjoyed

