Top 5 Things We Would Own If We Had Won the Lottery in High School
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1. A robotic suit that protects us from bullies. Either that, or a robotic suit that bullies people
2. A movie studio where we make heart-wrenching epics about boy-girl drama, and sometimes pornos starring ourselves
3. Eight millions cases of Natural Ice
4. A hundred-foot-long bong
5. Our own Slam Ball court
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