Top 5 New Roles for Tim Tebow on the New York Jets
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Because that’s what he’s planning for.
1. Hold all guns for his teammates to slip through nightclub door searches
2. Team snitch
3. The position of “guy who only comes in when his team is down by a lot in the fourth quarter, then proceeds to get the snot sacked out of him”
4. 3/16th back
5. Serve as “British Interpreter” for when the team plays games in London
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