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June 8, 2012 at 4:19 am

Which got a grand unveiling at E3

1. Requires only 120 volts, but plugs into the back of your neck

2. Is actually just a Wii with a Speak-and-Spell machine taped to it

3. Unit gazes into you and then displays 1080i pics of your soul

4. As a reward for patient collectors, system is only compatible with a NES R.O.B.

5. Entire product the obscene product of a lovemaking session between a Kindle and an iPad

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