Top 5 Reasons Miley Cyrus Is Engaged at 19 Years Old

 
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    June 6, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged, a representative for Hemsworth said Wednesday.

    1. Scored TV deal as a Real Housewife of Orange County

    2. The sooner she gets knocked up, the sooner she can follow in her dad’s career plan of raising a star and cashing in

    3. Childhood idol was Jamie Lynn Spears

    4. Needs stand-in for when she makes a surprise two-year trip to rehab

    5. Found out plastic surgery expenses can be listed on wedding registry

     
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