• by Evan Hoovler
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June 6, 2012 at 8:13 am

1. Scored TV deal as a Real Housewife of Orange County

2. The sooner she gets knocked up, the sooner she can follow in her dad’s career plan of raising a star and cashing in

3. Childhood idol was Jamie Lynn Spears

4. Needs stand-in for when she makes a surprise two-year trip to rehab

5. Found out plastic surgery expenses can be listed on wedding registry

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