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June 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Because it might happen

1. Facebook stock doubles after billions of ads are clicked on by grade schoolers with no real buying power

2. Farmville no longer solely for the confused and mentally challenged

3. Carlos Mencia’s page becomes the single most popular page on Facebook

4. Thousands of Moms pose as their five-year-olds online to bully other kindergarteners

5. Someone actually says something interesting on Facebook

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