Top 5 Exciting Changes Coming to American Idol
Besides Elvis songs
1. Age group will be expanded to include toddlers from the beauty pageant circuit
2. Lackluster, washed up judges to get back on hard drugs
3. Ryan Seacrest will constantly hammer home next week’s theme: Don’t Watch Until You’ve Had a Two Drink Minimum
4. Instead of holograms, contestants will perform duets with the actual reanimated robotic corpses of fallen crooners
5. Half of the series will be reality clips of the contestants living in a beach house and hooking upSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!