Top 5 Conspiracies that Played out at the NBA Draft

 
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    June 1, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Besides this one

    1. Milwaukee Bucks bribed officials to get horrible picks, because no one buys beer when the team is winning

    2. By gaining the top three picks, Charlotte, New Orleans, and Washington can keep the tradition of horribly mismanaged basketball teams in the American Southeast

    3. Draft positions awarded based on how much team officials complimented commissioner David Stern’s ass before the ceremony

    4. Portland Trail Blazers announced intentions to draft dead players as part of complicated insurance scam.

    5. Entire draft a fraudulent ruse to get team officials to listen to Michael Jordan’s time share pyramid scheme pitch

     
     
     
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