Top 5 Tricks Donald Trump Has Up His Sleeve To “Help” Mitt Romney
besides his birther campaign
1. Trump plans to strap a dog to the roof of his limousine to prove how comfortable it is
2. Gamblers at Trump casino can now wager their presidential vote
3. Plans to hand-wave Romney to victory in new series called Presidential Apprentice
4. Trump will save Romney money by volunteering to be his campaign haristylist
5. Ann Romney will be invited to the Miss U.S.A. pageant, provided she can develop an alcohol dependency, firstSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!