Top 5 Ways Kansas Farmers Will Spend Their Newfound Millions
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1. Barn-sized meth labs
2. Chauffeur-driven tractors
3. Buy a pair of bib overalls for every day of the week
4. Switch from drinking low-grade corn moonshine and start drinking high-grade corn moonshine that celebrities drink
5. Build a baseball stadium in a cornfield and finally appease the schizophrenic voices inside their head
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