Top 5 Ways Kansas Farmers Will Spend Their Newfound Millions
Read about the Kansas oil boom, here
1. Barn-sized meth labs
2. Chauffeur-driven tractors
3. Buy a pair of bib overalls for every day of the week
4. Switch from drinking low-grade corn moonshine and start drinking high-grade corn moonshine that celebrities drink
5. Build a baseball stadium in a cornfield and finally appease the schizophrenic voices inside their headSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!