Top 5 Things Astronaut Don Pettit Said after Docking the Dragon Space Capsule into the International Space Station
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1. “I told you I could do this drunk”
2. “I hope this contains new astronaut diapers, because we’ve had to reuse.”
3. “Why didn’t you deliver that kilo of cocaine like I asked? I told you, it’s not illegal up here.”
4. “We’re gonna need more food than this: Our dead loved ones have been wandering around.”
5. “Is there any deodorant? Those Russians made this place smell like a locker room.”
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