Top 5 Reasons to Buy Ronald Reagan’s Blood
2. Submit it as your own blood, as this is your only hope of passing a drug test
3. Final object needed for seance to resurrect Lincoln’s ghost
4. Contains secret vampire serum passed down for generations among G.O.P. illuminati
5. Would look great next to your jar of John Lennon’s urineSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!