Top 5 Reasons to Buy a $1 Million Parking Space in New York

 
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    May 23, 2012 at 5:30 am

    million dollar parking spot

    Because one is available

    1. A great way to hide income, since no one will believe you were gullible enough to spend a million dollars on a parking space.

    2. A steady decliner for those who are looking to diversify their Facebook IPO investments

    3. You won’t be just another bum living in a parking space. You’ll be a property owner

    4. Ultra-convenient, provided you live in a concrete bunker underneath the parking spot

    5. It’s a fabulous way to make your 1986 Toyota hatchback seem way classier

     
     
     
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