Top 5 Key Points of Obama’s Afghanistan Exit Strategy

    May 22, 2012 at 5:30 am

    1. Armed troops to be replaced by giant missile-proof dome covering all of Afghanistan

    2. To facilitate conflict resolution, opium will be introduced to the drinking water supply

    3. As a preventative measure against enemy strikes, all of Afghanistan will be blown up

    4. As payment for opening up shipping routes, Pakistan will receive assistance setting up a sound banking system styled after our own

    5. To confuse potential attackers, “Afghanistan” on maps will now be labeled “Secret Country”

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