Top 5 Key Points of Obama’s Afghanistan Exit Strategy
1. Armed troops to be replaced by giant missile-proof dome covering all of Afghanistan
2. To facilitate conflict resolution, opium will be introduced to the drinking water supply
3. As a preventative measure against enemy strikes, all of Afghanistan will be blown up
4. As payment for opening up shipping routes, Pakistan will receive assistance setting up a sound banking system styled after our own
5. To confuse potential attackers, “Afghanistan” on maps will now be labeled “Secret Country”Trending on the WebSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!