Top 5 Reasons Princess Cruise Line Won’t Help Stranded Castaways

 
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    May 16, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Princess Cruises

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    1. Captain too busy waving to friends on shore

    2. Someone that hungry could kill their buffet margins

    3. Drunken passengers thought he was merely a tourist attraction

    4. Princess has a strict policy against giving away free cruise trips

    5. Thought flinging some coins overboard was enough

     
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