Top 5 Other Mistakes on Ousted Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson’s Resume
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1. Was never a member of “Who’s Who in American Website CEO’s”
2. “Conducted lifelong self-study of microbial agents” should read “Syphillis positive”
3. Never served as president of Hair Club for Men
4. Does not actually have a degree in Resume Tampering
5. Entire document seems to purport that Yahoo is a major website
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