Top 5 Olympic Torch Mishaps
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1. Inspirational man with Parkinson’s given torch after choosing to be sponsored by Nike’s new “all-flammable” track suit
2. Torch route staged through new dynamite factory/children’s hospital combo
3. Torch bearer eaten by thousands of flame-attracted moths
4. Final carrier attempt to light Olympic flame by farting on torch
5.That one time when it rained


