Top 5 Reasons Greece Can’t Form a Government
1. Too busy trying to lure MTV to film Greek culture as the basis for the next “Jersey Shore”
2. Lack of budget means Congressional hearings must be held at acropolis ruins
3. “Zeus-Hercules” write-in votes dominate runoff elections
4. No one is interested since nation has no money to embezzle
5. Hooker situation for traveling diplomats up in the airTrending on the WebSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!