Top 5 Places Russian Jets Go When They Disappear from Indonesian Radar
1. Through a wormhole into an alternate universe with giant, talking rabbits and gaping plot holes
2. A mystical island which has dislodged from time and where J.J. Abrams never resolves the plot
3. Through a vortex to a desert in Arizona where, again, J.J. Abrams never resolves the plot
4. Into a Stephen King acid-induced nightmare where every day ends with giant balls eating the atmosphere
5. Into the age of dinosaurs, where Russian technology stopped evolvingTrending on the WebSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!