Top 5 Things We Can Do, Now that Our Car Drives Itself
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Oh, yes it does
1. Finally have a conversation with our deaf passengers while driving
2. Stop having to go to the hospital due to ghost riding injuries
3. Start our own taxi service where our car drives around all day, picking people up and dropping them off, and we stay at home and do nothing
4. Never have to bail out of our moving car when we are speeding towards a seaside cliff with a body in the trunk, again
5. Stay drunk all the time
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