Top 5 Features of Jessica Biel’s $130,000 Engagement Ring from Justin Timberlake

    May 9, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Timberlake and Biel

    1. Emits a contraceptive force field around Biel

    2. Constantly projects Jessica Biel movies so people remember who she is

    3. Gleam is bright enough to blind pilots of low-flying aircraft

    4. Instead of her finger, ring is wrapped around Timberlake’s waist

    5. When ring is shone into sky, entire cast of Seventh Heaven reunites on the spot

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