• by Evan Hoovler
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May 9, 2012 at 5:30 am

Now that they can’t sell the real thing

1. Dissident journalist skin

2.The dried tears which coat the conveyor belt at the baby skin factory

3. Knockoff talcum-scented pink rubber

4. Pills made from the pill-taker’s own skin

5. Take the rarest animal in the world. Now grind up its junk into a fine powder. That’s what they use.

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