Top 5 Chinese Substitutes for Pills Made from Baby Skin
Now that they can’t sell the real thing
1. Dissident journalist skin
2.The dried tears which coat the conveyor belt at the baby skin factory
3. Knockoff talcum-scented pink rubber
4. Pills made from the pill-taker’s own skin
5. Take the rarest animal in the world. Now grind up its junk into a fine powder. That’s what they use.Speak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!