Top 5 Chinese Substitutes for Pills Made from Baby Skin

    May 9, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Now that they can’t sell the real thing

    1. Dissident journalist skin

    2.The dried tears which coat the conveyor belt at the baby skin factory

    3. Knockoff talcum-scented pink rubber

    4. Pills made from the pill-taker’s own skin

    5. Take the rarest animal in the world. Now grind up its junk into a fine powder. That’s what they use.

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