Top 5 Other Quirky Ways Peter Jackson Will Shake Things Up with “The Hobbit”

 
  •  
     
     
     
    May 8, 2012 at 6:00 am

    Besides shooting at 48 frames per second

    1. Entire film to be shown upside-down

    2. Movie now a rap musical centered around hobbit-on-hobbit violence

    3. Bilbo Baggins now played by a screeching monkey

    4. Gollum to be portrayed by a human mime

    5. Instead of a dragon fighting the battle of five armies, climax will be a courtroom scene where dragon is interrogated for murder by half-elf attorneys

     
    About the Author
    Hi! I'm editor-and-chief of EgoTV. It is my main goal in life to ease the pain of your workday with humor. If you found this article entertaining, please share it. I'm always checking our Facebook page for reader input, so if you have some go here: http://goo.gl/bHi3V
     
     
    Speak Your Mind
    Tell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!