20 Cripplingly Adorable Pictures of Animals with Fake Legs
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Thanks to modern science. animals with fake legs are coming up in the world. They used to say a pirate’s best friend is himself, but there were too many hook-related injuries. Now, they say a pirate’s best friend is a parrot. But, the two have so little in common. A pirate would be better suited to an animal with a fake leg, or an eyepatch, or an enormous booty for plundering. In hopes of creating a new mascot for pirates to take aboard, and perhaps increasing their cuteness quotient, we’ve found twenty pics of animals who got a second chance at walking thanks to prosthetic legs:
- This cat must have been only half-curious
- This alpaca is what the Romans once called a “mini-chariot”
- This bird has way more in common with a pirate than some parrot
- With these prosthetics, this calf won’t miss out on the excitement of standing around all day
- Like a toilet seat, this dog sometimes forgets to lower their leg after peeing
- A dolphin tail isn’t exactly a leg, but the world needs to be warned about cyborg dolphins
- If you gave them a can opener attachment, this dog would likely eat itself to death
- Hopefully, this donkey’s fake leg has a known payload capacity
- The best part about a fake leg is that this elephant can put it on backwards to confuse trackers
- Now, this mini-horse can do all of the things mini-horses do. Mainly stand around and look cute
- It’s cute, but we would be tempted to put a little paper frill on the end
- Fine, so can we now get prosthetic wings, or what?
- Please, people, don’t make homemade prosthetics for your pets
- It must be hard for this dog to stop with no front brakes
- This dog had all of its legs replaced. We’re waiting for a movie called “Robocop: K9 Unit”
- If it can get its other three legs off the ground, this creature would set a speed record for turtles
- This Llama needs a pipe and monocle
- Goats shouldn’t mess with trolls under bridges, despite the legends
- Sometimes. this dog will lift their back legs and pretend to be a shopping cart
- Dingoes stopped stealing babies and started stealing fake legs so people can’t chase them
