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May 7, 2012 at 3:30 am

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1. “B” in “Brooklyn” made from overhead shot of Beyonce’s cleavage

2. Logo is security hologram that becomes Jay-Z rapping if you hold it at the right angle

3. Basketball in logo now wearing leather jacket for completely no reason

4. Color scheme changed from white-on-black to pitch-black-on-pitch-black

5. Logo now features new mascot: A giant hole sucking in all of Jay-Z’s cash

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