First 5 Things the New President of France Will Do Upon Taking Office
1. Raise the age for mandatory sex education from four years old to a much more sensible six.
2. Switch national currency from the Euro to blades of grass from his backyard.
3. Execute job growth plan to create CSI: Paris and hire all of France’s unemployed as extras
4. Commission plans for a line of vehicles that run on disdain and body odor
5. Pass that wicked gas he’s been holding in for six monthsSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!