Top 5 Ways the Dead Michael Jackson Will Be Used To Sell Pepsi
1. Remake “Thriller” starring a real corpse
2. Instead of his hair catching fire on-camera, they just cremate him
3. Holographic duet with Tupac at next Coachella
4. Declare his bid for U.S. President as a member of the Refreshmocrat political party
5. Pepsi threatens America to buy their cola or else Pepsi will scar the memory of their childhood heroesSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!