Top 5 Ways Octomom Will Raise $1,000,000 to Recover from Bankruptcy
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1. At $7740 per kid for welfare each year, all she has to do is have 130 more kids
2. Alternately, she got paid $4,000 for each breast she showed for a British tabloid, so she could show 250 more breasts (provided she has them)
3. Sign a lucrative contract to have her kids face off against Jon & Kate’s eight kids at Wrestlemania
4. Rent her womb out as a Moon Bounce
5. Make a hit baseball film about a team that spends all its money on one all-star player and has to hire 8 babies to make up a team
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