Kickstart Our Horrible Projects

 
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    May 2, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Kickstarter is a brand new way for useless people to give money to other useless people who can pretend to have ideas. The idea is basic: You detail a project that needs funding, and people give you free money. Seriously, though, these ideas suck. One of the most popular got $7 million and its just a watch that synchs to your iphone. Seven million dollars to take a piece of high-end technology and make it backwards compatible to the last millennium. With that in mind, our EgoTV staff has come up with some very good ideas that deserve your funding:

    Guy at computer

    Gun and blood

    Nose Picking

    Burglar

     
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