Top 5 Places Escaped Chinese Activist Chen Guangcheng Is Hiding Out
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1. Inside fake North Korean missile
2. In an empty movie theater that is either abandoned or showing The Five Year Engagement.
3. On an asteroid, or at the bottom of the ocean… pretty much wherever James Cameron currently is.
4. Window-washing platform outside the World Trade Center’s 90th floor
5. Behind Hillary Clinton’s enormous balls
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