20 Mugshots of Beauty Queens
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Recently, a beauty queen who won Miss New Hampshire U.S.A. was arrested for fighting with her boyfriend. Oddly enough, her mug shot looks decent, which is weird because mug shot photos are the only way to make someone look worse than they do on their driver’s license. Wondering if every beauty queen takes a great photo, every time, we sent our EgoTV crack research team in to investigate:
- Miss New Hampshire Nicole Houde is used to a different kind of lineup
- A Miss Teen U.S.A. contestant and Playboy model, Lindsay Evans can’t help but smile for every photo
- Kumari Fulbright shouldn’t have drank that potion she got from Dr. Jekyll
- Another Miss Teen U.S.A. contestant underscores Donald Trump’s scrupulous morals
- Miss El Paso U.S.A. Lorena Tavera looks like the police booking department had a makeup artist
- Hispanic American Queen Laura Zuniga chose a more colorful mug shot backdrop
- Miss Maryland Tia Shorts probably demanded that her cell be well lit
- Elizabeth Craig snapped under the no-doubt puritan pressure of being Miss Utah
- Krystyna Skarbek was a beauty queen-turned WW2 operative, back when beauty queens got busted for honorable stuff
- Miss New Mexico Raelene Aguilar was arrested for being dangerously photogenic
- Miss Savannah Sharon Redmond will have to do exceptionally well in the talent portion, or else be eliminated from our mug shot beauty pageant
- Tawny Kitaen was once a beauty queen. She was also once relevant
- Miss Michigan Kenya Bell uses her state’s frigid temperatures to keep her good looks frozen in place
- Miss Nevada Katie Rees’ attractive mugshot shows a genuine quality her state is known for
- Days after being arrested for murdering her child, Casey Anthony competed in a Hot Body pageant. We hope she didn’t choose to wear a blue jumpsuit
- The highlight of Aunika Bennetti’s life seems to have been her winning Miss Douglas County, sadly
- Jamie Jungers won a Howard Stern beauty pageant, which usually leads to moral salvation
Miss California Natalie Pack looks wistfully off-camera before being hauled away for a cavity search
- Miss USA 1992 Shannon Marketic lost her looks and was arrested. Coincidence?
- Paris Hilton got arrested in order to get a bit more face time from the press
