Top 5 Things Obama Thought During the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
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1. “What the hell is Lindsay Lohan doing here? I told her to just leave the package with my aides.”
2. “What’s the point in charging thousands of dollars per plate when Kate Upton doesn’t eat anything?”
3. “How is Chace Crawford here? I thought I ordered Gossip Girl pulled for a remake of Soul Train.”
4. “Having the cast of Cougar Town here really classes this thing up.”
5. “This is way better than that year Octomom’s kids cried the whole time.”
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