The 20 Worst Hairstyles of the 2012 NFL Draft

 
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    April 30, 2012 at 5:30 am


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    The 2012 NFL draft took place last weekend. Our 2012 fantasy football strategy will be to draft the players with the prettiest hair. With that in mind, we took a look at the rookie prospects with noteworthy hairstyles. Assuredly, we can state that there’s not a lot of talent entering the league, hair-wise:

     

    Trent Richardson
    Jason Richardson’s innovation on the mullet was inspired, but still hideous
    Mark Barron
    New Buccaneer Mark Barron has already started sculpting his hair into a tricorner hat
    Dontari Poe
    Dontari Poe’s hair also plays a stunt double on Eastbound and Down
    Michael Brockers
    Michael Brockers attempts to find out how much neckbeard one man can have
    dre kirkpatrick
    Like all Bengals players, Dre Kirkpatrick must have unique hair to aid police identification
    Dont'a Hightower
    Dont’a Hightower hairstyle was inspired by a Playdough Fun Factory
    Courtney Upshaw
    Courtney Upshaw does his hair every morning using electricity
    Mitchell Schwartz
    We’ve never met someone who needed to comb their sideburns, before Mitchell Schwartz
    Tavon Wilson
    Tavon Wilson wants you to believe that his gaze will turn you to stone
    Brock Osweiler
    Brock Osweiler needs headband reeducation
    Bryan Anger
    Bryan Anger proves that a combover can go in every direction
    Demario Davis
    Remember Play from Kid n’ Play? Demario Davis does
    Mike Martin
    Mike Martin is not just a member of the Chia Pet Hair Club for Men…
    Sean Spence
    Hopefully, Sean Spence doesn’t trip over his hair on the football field
    Nick Foles
    Nick Foles might need an extra-roomy helmet
    T.Y. Hilton
    T.Y. Hilton doesn’t need a sports towel, with all that extra hair
    Ben Jones
    Ben Jones’ hair protects him from further injuring his head
    Travis Benjamin
    Travis Benjamin’s party in the back is so out of hand, police might be called in to shut it down
    Ronnell Lewis
    Ronnell Lewis was always the most athletic of the gnomes
    Jerron McMillian
    Jerron McMillian’s hair can be used as a divining rod
     
     
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