The 20 Worst Hairstyles of the 2012 NFL Draft
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The 2012 NFL draft took place last weekend. Our 2012 fantasy football strategy will be to draft the players with the prettiest hair. With that in mind, we took a look at the rookie prospects with noteworthy hairstyles. Assuredly, we can state that there’s not a lot of talent entering the league, hair-wise:
- Jason Richardson’s innovation on the mullet was inspired, but still hideous
- New Buccaneer Mark Barron has already started sculpting his hair into a tricorner hat
- Dontari Poe’s hair also plays a stunt double on Eastbound and Down
- Michael Brockers attempts to find out how much neckbeard one man can have
- Like all Bengals players, Dre Kirkpatrick must have unique hair to aid police identification
- Dont’a Hightower hairstyle was inspired by a Playdough Fun Factory
- Courtney Upshaw does his hair every morning using electricity
- We’ve never met someone who needed to comb their sideburns, before Mitchell Schwartz
- Tavon Wilson wants you to believe that his gaze will turn you to stone
- Brock Osweiler needs headband reeducation
- Bryan Anger proves that a combover can go in every direction
- Remember Play from Kid n’ Play? Demario Davis does
- Mike Martin is not just a member of the Chia Pet Hair Club for Men…
- Hopefully, Sean Spence doesn’t trip over his hair on the football field
- Nick Foles might need an extra-roomy helmet
- T.Y. Hilton doesn’t need a sports towel, with all that extra hair
- Ben Jones’ hair protects him from further injuring his head
- Travis Benjamin’s party in the back is so out of hand, police might be called in to shut it down
- Ronnell Lewis was always the most athletic of the gnomes
- Jerron McMillian’s hair can be used as a divining rod
