Top 5 Reasons Michael Jordan’s Charlotte Bobcats Became the Worst Team in N.B.A. History

 
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    April 27, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Michael Jordan

    1. Jordan’s constant insistence that management hire the Monstars team from Space Jam.

    2. Team severely demotivated after uniforms changed to Hanes T-Shirt and tighty-whities

    3. Only coaching skill learned from Phil Jackson was “give the ball to Michael Jordan a lot.”

    4. Inexperienced players keep tripping over MJ’s giant tongue

    5. Jordan screams at any player who turns their back to the cameras.

     
     
     
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