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April 25, 2012 at 6:30 am

1. Running out of Earth gold needed to make 100-story “Best Oscar” statue

2. Needs unobtanium to power 3-D time travel documentary

3. Can’t find a reliable bank to hide 10 trillion dollars

4. Convinced if he can ride it into a black hole, he can bend time and space to finally make the Terminator plots make sense

5. Tired of borrowing plot ideas, wants to make a fresh new film about an unsinkable space ship

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