20 Fans Drunk at Baseball Games
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It’s springtime again, and that means its time to ridicule fans drunk at baseball games. Baseball is America’s national pastime, and it shows: Like America, baseball is on a slow, steady financial and popular decline. Like America, baseball involves a bunch of people standing around doing nothing while a few people do all the work. But most importantly, baseball is nearly impossible to enjoy sober, much like America. In eager anticipation of sipping a cool beer while the warm sun beats down on our face like the club of a Pittsburgh Pirates policeman, we’ve pulled together twenty liver-souring pics of fans drunk at baseball games.
- Fortunately, this appears to be a cubs game, so there was less chance of this guy falling on a nearby fan
- Looks like it took ten beers for this guy to break down and switch to regular budweiser. Looks like it’s not helping him much
- Coincidentally, this happened on “homoerotic security guard appreciation” night
- They should just toss him over and let him get crowd surfed up to the exit
- Imagine how many fans would leap to their death if baseballs were full of beer
- This topless woman proves that making bad judgments is America’s pastime
- A drunk Lady Gaga shows off her stangely un-accessorized middle finger
- More naked Lady Gaga antics as she gives a drunken tribute to Babe Ruth’s drunkenness
- We bet Lady Gaga never leaves almost-full beers
- In the future, this will be an awesome bloodsport
- We’re hoping she’s passed out, and that she wasn’t actually hit by a car
- Don’t wave food around or drunk people will attack you
- The M.L.B. has since outlawed ballparks from accepting shoes in exchange for beer
- The scary part is that it looks like he almost got his belt off
- One great thing about streaking is that you get a free towel
- From now on, guys in wedding gowns will only be allowed one beer
- Give her a break, most crazy people could stand to shower more often
- Security takes these as serious threats. If he had the chili dogs, he’s practically a walking bomb
- He’s obviously not holding car keys, which means he has to walk home like this after release
